Saturday, April 30, 2005


Smallville Pa. Posted by Hello

I Love My Town

I love my community. Honestly I love livin here. I learn so many things even at my advanced age. Like..........my five year old grandaughter is a lot faster than I am and that when she catches me nakie(getting out of the shower) I look like a "great big naked baby". Hehehehe. I also learned that in times of need a lot of people show up from different areas in your life to help out. I lost my boat docks this last winter due to a bad slice of time when the river was freezing and then it warmed and flooded and the resultant ice flows took them down river somewhere to be fire wood for some fortunate riverman. Bad for me ~ Good for them.
Today was the day to rebuild them and launch them again. All of my sons friends showed up and most everyone actually helped rebuild and launch Some also brougt a meat sacrifice to the webber god who smiled greatfully upon them. When it was done the was a great feast for all to be had and a brand new nice place for me to fish or maybe even swim. It is truly nice to know your neighbors name

Friday, April 29, 2005


I Sinply FOUND the money Posted by Hello

Thats My Sory & I`m Stickin' To It

Honest your Honor we really was diggin around in the yard and simply found the money. Well why don`t it have dirt on it? I don`t know but we found it while we were diggin in the yard. ..........Yeah thats it. found it......yard.yeah. Well why were you digging in the yard............oh no reason we ah well you see your honor man we are trying to get in shape and we couldn`t afford a gym membership or free weights for home so we decided that we would just dig in the yard and that would build us up. yeah thats right it would build us up see and then we could get a job acting and then we could buy some free weights. Yeah thats right your honor thats our story and we are stickin to it.
Well it seems that while these bums are putting a roof on someones house they simply FOUND the money, trouble is they didn`t find it on their own property. how they got caught is they wanted be on tv and brought the attention on themselves so they made up the story.
Poor bums aint got enough sence to keep their mouths shut and enjoy the money so they deserve to get caught. At least that is the way I see it here on Arrathorns Alley.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Shades Of Tom Swift

I had a chance to view photos of the new air bus today and it is aboslutely incredible. It has the potential to seat app.800 coach class passengers and if it is really tricked out around 550. It has a first class eaterie, a bar,and even a duty free store. It truly is the day of tom swift and his flying boat.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

By gum I think I fially figured it out. I know I am stupid but I have come by it honestly. I suppose I wanted to think better of my fellow man than he deserves. I was thinking..........why on earth isn`t everyone as greatfull to live in this country as I am? After much thought and postulation I remembered (with the help of the way back machine) how my children wasn't really appreciative of some of the toys that we furnished them. Well........ all right I can understand why the boys didn`t like the deal on the barbies I got at the flea market,but, we did buy them some pretty cool stuff. It was always lying around inviting me to trample them or otherwise render them un-usable. But when they ended up earning some money and buying their own things..... by golley they no longer were strewn about but actually picked up and put away when they were done with them for the day.
~ SO ~
I think that is why most Americans today don`t appreciate the freedoms that they enjoy and it ends up being no big deal if one or two of those rights are taken away or changed or otherwise made to serve someone other than the general populace it was intended to.
I am about to change all of that...........Institute a Draft. commencing at age 18. All must register for this draft. Male or female ....no matter. Are you one of those people who don`t want to serve in the military or perhaps a contentious objector? Not a problem at all. You may serve in hospitals or nursing homes or in our park service or perhaps a volunteer shopper or just a friend sitter. All of our youth should be required to do this for a minimum of two years and in exchange for this service recieve the same benefits that our military recieves. This way their rights will have been earned and simply not just given to a ungratefull lot who will just poo poo them away. Wake up people things are comming down around your ears and you won't do a damn thing about it, or at least that is the way I see it here at Arathorns Alley

Monday, April 25, 2005


Dan Fogelberg Posted by Hello

Dan Fogelberg

Please include in your thoughts and prayers Dan Folgelberg. He is fighting advanced prostate cancer and has been forced to cancell his tour. His music has broght much peace and joy to me and I hope he knows how to "Go Down Easy". It is a brutal form of cancer and is very fast in its progress.It is the same cancer that took Jerry Orbash so quickly.

Sunday, April 24, 2005


One of his guests was Ms. Fonda preaching her clap trap who by the way moved up to first place on my list for claiming that the Iraqi war was founded on all lies and maligning our brave men and women who are serving there so honorably. I personally know how this will demoralize a military and how the sheeple here at home allows this view to distort the facts. Mr Maur earned his position on my list for thanking Ms. Fonda for a great body of work and for standing up for her country and had the audacity to call this scum a "Great American" How dare he do that? He ignores the 33,000 plus names on the wall and says she is great . Well he can get that piece of trash to support and defend his right to say what he wants next time instead of the military who protect those rights for him.GRRRR at least that is the way I see it here on Arrathorns Alley Posted by Hello

Over the week end I had occasion to add to my very short list of people I absolutely detest. The new addition is Bill Maur a self proclaimed pundit who has a commentary/comedy show on HBO that fits neither of its descriptive criterior. Posted by Hello

Friday, April 22, 2005


And you thought we were in charge HEHEHE Posted by Hello

Earth Day

We are celebrating Earth Day....Yippie or should that be yuppie? I don't know i`m so confused. All I know is earth day MUST be a good thing. We all live on the Earth,well except for the moonbats and of course the aliens. But seriously folks we must be extrememly carefull abot the earths resourses and its apparent abuse by us people.We must be very carefull of anomallys like global warming ....well that shouldn`t be much of a problem considering that it is going to snow here on Sunday. So just where the hell is this global warming? Just a few degrees would help emeasurably with our heating bills......might even reduce the heating bill enough to allow Grandpa to uprgrade his catfood purchace to human grade tuna,or, actually buy ALL of his meds this month.Yes lets safeguard the planet while we ignore our seniors and our special needs children or our mentally challanged who roam the streets untill some one abuses them or worse.Quickly now........go hug a tree Well at least that is the way I see it here on Arathorns Alley

Thursday, April 21, 2005


Welcome Home Brother Posted by Hello

Hats Off To You Michael Smith !!

At a recent book signing Jane Fonda recieved in return for her actions those many years ago, a angry Marines spittle. She didn`t deserve that. She does deserve to shrivel and die. I wouldn't spit on this piece of human scum if she were on fire. In fact I would look for more fuel to make the blaze hotter.Ms Fonda cost countless lives, added untold sorrows to so many familys and stretched out the war so much longer, with the resulting costs.Possibly the worst thing this piece of crap did was to besmerch the names of many good men and women who sacrificed their lives and their bodys and yes even their sanity to do the right thing. We came home to another enemy after our discharges and people like Jane Fonda was directly responsible for how we were treated.We as Viet Nam Vets still live with the disdain of our American citizens who believe that it was just a innocent photo opp. for her.It wasn`t and she should be tried for high treason and face a fireing squad. At least thats the way I see it here at Arrathorn`s Alley

Wednesday, April 20, 2005


A One Of Kind American Posted by Hello

Another American Hero

Lance Armstrong has announced today that it is time to retire from racing. He has done a extraordinary job at his sport winning the last six out of six Tour de France races. He has far outdone anyone in his class and appears to be untouchable as a athelete. Now to make it a little more interesting............ He suffered from A severe and debilitating cancer that would knock most men out of the human race let alone competitive bike racing. Hats off to you Lance or at least that is the way I see it here at Arathorn`s Alley

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Ten Years Ago..........Today

I remember hearing of a huge explosion in Oklahoma City and wondering what it was about. Ten years later I still don't really have any answers to most of the questions that have been jumping around in my mind, as a matter of fact I think in fact I may have more questions. Although I can't for the life of me imagine why I know less about the whys and wherefores of this situation ten years later then I did when it first occured.At the time of the incident Bill Clinton said " Oh I hope it isn`t of middle east origin" I never understood that then and I still don't. It has so many implications that I would bet the ranch I will never understand just what (aside from where Monica might be) was going through his pointed little head. I don't understand how a truck bomb could cause the type of damage that they say it did.I know a little about explosives having been in the military and also working with them in construction ,mining, and demolition I see more of a shaped charge doing the type of damage to the infrastructure of the building and the truck bomb accounting for the damage to the face. I also still don't understand how Mr. McVey could of been executed for his crimes as quickly as he was. I am not going to plead innocence or guilt for him, that is for the justice system to determine and in my oinion they did. I know that the state has prisoners convicted of a heinous crime and sentanced to death many years before this tradgedy ever occured,and still they exist on death row.Did haste play a part in shutting him up or what exactly was the reason for his rapid demise.
None the less ten years ago today, 19,April 2005 168 human beings( including 19 children) lost their lives at the Alfred B. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. We will never recover from that loss and we will never forget the ultimate cost. At least that is the way I see it here on Arathorns Alley

168 Lives lost Posted by Hello

Monday, April 18, 2005


Baseball is so............... Posted by Hello

I'm Not Sure I Understand The Buzz

I suppose baseball has been the most popular sport in America ever sense Abner Doubleday invented the game. It was a fantastic outting for familys and there were many familys who attended games on a weekly basis. BUT I think those days are past . Due to salarys like baseballs highest five players Alex Rodriquez's salary of 25.7 million dollars down to the paltry income of Manny Romerierez's 19.8 dollars, the game of baseball is no longer a family pass time. It costs $5 bucks for a beer $6 bucks for a hot dog and God forbid you should want some nacho`s. It is approximately $15 bucks to park somewhere in the same county as the stadium and perhaps as much as $40 bucks for a ticket. Now if you want to have your family along for the ride it is easy to see why you almost need to have this days entertainment financed I have a good friend who played semi pro baseball and he recieved $5 per game (no extra for doubleheaders) and he had to bring his own lunch and provide his own transportation. He played for many years because he loved the game. Not the millions these men recieve but because he loved the game. We need these days back or our teams will continue to play to nearly empty stadiums . It is getting so bad now that they nearly have to import a cheer track when someone makes a good play.Well at least that is the way I see it here at Arathorns Alley

Saturday, April 09, 2005

EEEWWWWWWWWWWW

I must say that the last few dys have been less than pleasent. I have had the flu and I sure don't ever want it again. At times I was afraid I was going to die and at other times I hoped I would. I suppose it is all a matter of perspective. I am abel to keep noureshment down now although the sweat/shiver period is alive and kicking. Oh did I mention the achey breaky body syndrome that makes it almost imossible to be comfortable at your demise.Well the truth of it is that there are much worse things to have happen to you and I know personally cause I have experienced a few of them.So I suppose i will quit my winey stage of this as soon as I stop hurting Perhaps I will be able to start bloging more reularly in a few days.

Sunday, April 03, 2005


May He Rest In Peace Posted by Hello

The Passing Of A Era

His Holyness, Pope John Paul The Second, passed away quietly yesterday in His sleep. He was born Karol Joseph Wajtla in 1920.
The world mourns his passing. He has been the head of the worlds Catholics for twenty six years,five months.He has traveled the world trying to bring the worlds faithfull together. As a young Pope he even snow skied, so his attraction to the worlds young was a given.They seemed to see him in a different light and flocked to the church in record numbers.
The worlds leaders have sent messages of condolences,bemoaning the worlds loss. A message from the Taliban wants the Popes successor to stop the persicution of the Taliban and Fidel Castro the head of the only communist nation in the Western Hemisphere asks the Popes replacement to stop the embargo placed on Cuba by the United States. I am so happy to see their true colors shine once more. Only Godless,heartless people would consider making that kind of statement during this time of the worlds mourning period.
Sleep inside the Gates Of Heaven Your Emminance, You have finally gotten to go Home.

Saturday, April 02, 2005


A Never Ending Love Posted by Hello

A Love Story

I just finished watching a movie called the "Notebook", and I am not ashamed to say that this movie had me in tears. I only wish that people experience the type of love that is displayed in this movie. Absolutely moving. If you ever get the chance to see it do yourself a favor and watch it.

Friday, April 01, 2005

April Fools Day

"April Fools Day is the first day we realize what we are the other 364 days of the year"
Mark Twain

I know that April Fools Day is all in fun, BUT there were times when it wasn`t. It was meant to hurt and humiliate and otherwise make the rest of your class mates apear (a least for that moment) superior. I`m sorry I just don't get the point. It had its humble beginnings as a French holiday to celibrate a different calander which moved the first of the calander year from today to Jan. 1st. Well pilgrim ......just one more reason to dislike those smelly,escargo eating girly men who live accross the channel from some of our finest allies.At least that is the way I see it here on Arathorns Alley