It really dosen't get much funnier than this debacle. This truy happened in Pittsburgh today and even I couldn`t make it up with twice the vivid imagination I am puported to have. A man got into a altercation with his brothers girlfriend. This caused her to attack him brutally with ( if you have small children please ask them to leave) a butter knife. His intial response was to pull out his handy pocket machette and attempt to fend her off. She managed a desperate phone call to her boyfriend who was, fortunately, sitting in a near- by tavern. He finished his beer and went to his ladys rescue and promptly shot his brother. At this point his brother will more than likely recover and live to tell how brutal a weapon a butter knife can be.If Alfred E Newman would of seen this occur I know he would of somehow incorporated it into a episode of Spy v Spy v Spy.
~ Factoid~ All mammals except apes,monkees, birds,and most humans are color blind.
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